So I was sitting at my desk at work when all the sudden I get a call on my cell phone. Ring Ring! I pick up the phone.
"Hello?" The voice on the other line is staticy as if being spoken through a t-shirt.
"Matilda VonMcsleidlehosermeiserkompfjohnmcdonaldsmithemontoyapaulo, we have your daughter." Two things puzzled me about that statement and I was not afraid to voice my questions.
"While, kind sir, I am sure your intentions were in the right place but there are two things wrong with that statement."
"Really? Whats that?"
"First my name is not Matilda Vonwhatever." A curse was emitted from the other end of the line as I continued. "Second of all, I don't have a daughter." When the man spoke again he had removed whatever was muffling his voice. His real voice sounded like a mix between Winnie the Pooh and Mario, if you can inmagine that.
"Well in that case... Your pizza will be delivered in thirty minutes. Have a nice day." He hung up and I just stared at the phone. What a day.




*me*